I am the lord's son Bejeebus. I am here to spread the wonderful word of procrastination.
In the beginning, there was the lord, Procrastination. He created the universe from fluff and created the earth in 14 days, and rested every other day. He created Adam and Steve, and the tree of life on the 16th day(remember, he rested the 15th).
Adam and Steve stood at the tree, and Procrastination spoke down from the heavens, "Steve, do not eat that Apple." and Steve said back to the lord, "Why?" and the lord replied with, "Because, I want you to wait." Steve questioned the lord again, "Why?"
and the lord replied with, "Because I haven't created it yet. I'll do that tomorrow."
Remember kids, Mass is always tomorrow Praise Procrastination and Bejeebus.